Ever wondered what $70 million actually buys you in LA?

Nestled in the Hollywood Hills sits a modern masterpiece that’s more luxury resort than family home. We’re talking about 9137 Cordell Drive — a jaw-dropping property that combines glass walls, panoramic views, and enough square footage to make your apartment feel like a closet.

If you’re reading this, you probably won’t ever live here (sorry, neither will I), but let’s take a virtual tour through one of LA’s most spectacular residences and see how the other half lives.

Inside 9137 Cordell Drive: LA’s $70 Million Glass Palace

This isn’t just any luxury home – it’s a 27,500+ square foot monument to modern design perched in the Hollywood Hills West area. Situated on nearly ¾ of an acre of prime Sunset Strip real estate, this place makes most “luxury homes” look like starter houses.

The property features between 5–7 bedrooms and 7–12 bathrooms (sources differ slightly – apparently when you’re this rich, counting rooms gets complicated). But who’s counting bedrooms when you have entire wings dedicated to wellness and entertainment?

The Architectural Marvel That Screams “I’ve Made It”

Designed by McClean Design, this residence masterfully blends minimalist glass structures with organic elements that complement the hillside setting. Think of it as a glass palace with floor-to-ceiling windows that transform LA’s skyline into living artwork.

The interior design by Sarah McKay of ColabHouse didn’t just throw money at the problem – they created a tactile luxury experience using:

• Hand-selected Italian travertine
• Bleached walnut
• Blackened metal
• Textured stone

If you love homes that merge nature and modernism, you’d appreciate similar architectural innovation found in Urban Sheds’ Texas designs — where modern functionality meets aesthetic simplicity.

Unlike those McMansions that look impressive but feel soulless, this property balances its monumental scale with intimate spaces that actually feel livable (you know, if you’re a billionaire).

Amenities That Make 5-Star Hotels Look Basic

What do you get when money is no object? Apparently, you get a home with facilities that would make even luxury resorts like Bahia Beach Puerto Rico jealous:

• Multi-tiered pool system with lap lanes, jacuzzi, and fire pit lounge
• Sunken family room with see-through fireplace
• Rooftop terrace with unobstructed skyline views
• Commercial-grade kitchen for entertaining
• Professional screening room
• Wine cellar and cigar humidor
• Comprehensive wellness suite including gym, steam room, Turkish hammam, and sensory chambers

The lower levels are specifically designed for multi-generational living and entertaining on a scale that most of us can’t comprehend. We’re talking “invite 100 people over and still have plenty of space” kind of entertaining.

The landscaping by Paul Sangha Creative and Garden of Eva doesn’t just provide privacy – it creates an oasis of meticulously designed gardens and orchards that seamlessly blend with the architecture. Imagine a serene escape similar to Teatown’s natural retreats, only in the heart of LA.

From Ronald Reagan to $70 Million: A History of Glamour

This address isn’t just architecturally significant – it has serious Hollywood pedigree. The property was once connected to Ronald Reagan and Jane Wyman, giving it that extra layer of historical glamour that rich people apparently love to pay extra for.

Located on the legendary Sunset Strip, the home sits in what’s arguably the entertainment capital of the world – surrounded by nightlife, celebrity hotspots, and culinary powerhouses like The Mina Group’s fine dining restaurants.

What $70 Million Gets You in 2022

The property sold in September 2022 for a cool $70 million, making it one of LA’s most expensive residential sales. The Beverly Hills Estates, with agents Branden Williams and Rayni Williams, handled the transaction, which I’m sure resulted in a commission check that would pay off most of our mortgages.

The sale highlighted just how valuable these unique, ultra-luxury properties are in prime Hollywood Hills locations. When you combine architectural significance, celebrity history, and those insane views, apparently $70 million starts to make sense (to someone, somewhere).

Location: Where Privacy Meets the Pulse of Hollywood

One of the property’s biggest selling points is its ability to offer complete seclusion while being minutes from the heart of LA’s entertainment district. The surrounding neighborhood gives residents:

• Privacy of secluded hillside living
• Quick access to upscale dining and shopping
• Proximity to cultural landmarks
• Hollywood’s famous entertainment venues

It’s a perfect setup for car enthusiasts too — imagine cruising up the hills in a custom G-Wagen from Expedition Motor Company, blending luxury with rugged performance.

Home Safety for the Ultra-Wealthy

When your home is worth $70 million, you don’t just install any smoke detector — you rely on industry leaders for peace of mind. Systems like First Alert’s 9V smoke alarms ensure even your glass palace stays protected from the unexpected.

In Summary

9137 Cordell Drive isn’t just a home – it’s a statement. It’s architecture as autobiography, telling the world: “I’ve arrived, and I’ve brought my wellness suite, multi-tiered pool, and hand-chiseled marble door handles with me.”

And while most of us will never experience living in a place like this, at least now we know what we’re missing. Anyone want to split that $70 million 500 ways?